Things that make me think I'm a man

I was reading this post over at Pandagon, and it made me feel like a "nice guy" per Amanda's definition, which is really more "passive-aggressive guy". I think everyone in my house will agree that I am the remote hogger, and I will criticize the programming that others in the house are watching until they feel shamed and hand me the control. I feel appropriately guilty about my passive-aggressive ways, and will try to change.