"Hey! A fucking jihad on you!"

That's right. Bump into me, and it's a jihad on you, because

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Boot Knife of Enlightened Compassion.

Get yours.

I think that name means that after I gut you like a trout, I will call 911 and hold your hand until they get there.

(Title quote from the brilliant Eddie Izzard performance Dressed to Kill)