I had to go to the grocery store tonight, and I ended up at a market that is in a plaza with a Homegoods. Since I have a pot and a pan I need to replace, I thought I'd go in to see what they had on the clearance rack.
They didn't have anything useful in the cookware section, but I strolled around the store to see if they had anything else on clearance that was good.
Everything was going well until I got to the lamp section of the store. At first, I caught the item below out of the corner of my eye, and was half convinced that I was just seeing things. But I rounded the aisle, and there it was - the deranged bunny rabbit lamp: