Ambition this shall tempt to rise,
And moody Madness laughing wild
Amid severest woe.
-from Thomas Gray's "Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College"
I prefer to think of myself as a fertility goddess
and not as merely fat.
Well, here's a pic of me and the Monkey at Niagara Falls. You can't really see my crowning glory, aka my hair, because it was hotter than Daniel Day-Lewis and the hair had to be put away so it would stop keeping my barely existent neck warm.