Arguably worse

A week or so, Toast had a post up about some fucked up shit involving a guy behind Toast at a light who was eating something with a spoon.

Today, I was in my lane at a light, and I glanced over at the car next to me - it was a silver Honda CRV - and there is a round shaped man about 35 at the wheel, flipping through a copy of Playboy Natural Beauties. I watched as he found a page that he found sufficiently appealing, then he put the magazine down in the passenger seat, and I swear to His Noodly Appendage that he reached down and appeared to do something that looked like he was releasing his junk from his pants. I can't say for sure, but his right hand and arm moved downwards and made motions that suggested the undoing of pants was happening.

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