A couple of posts down, I commented on the general largeness of my head.
Yesterday, I went to buy a new hat. My old earflap hat met an untimely end, so I needed a new one. I tried on several hats in the women's section, and none of them fit me. So I went to the men's section (where there is a greater selection of ear flap hats, since women should always be stylish, even if they have to suffer and freeze their ears off, while men can be warm and goofy looking), and tried on hats there.
My friends, the only size hat that fit me in the store was an EXTRA LARGE men's hat. It's very nice, wool tweed on the outside with a faux wool lining, but....EXTRA LARGE MEN'S.