I need a fucking vacation

And while I'm gone, I need someone to come clean my house, feed my family, do the laundry, and feed the animals.

Alternatively, I need for everyone in my house to go on vacation and leave me alone at home.

This is one of those days where I will drift off to sleep, fantasizing about living in a studio apartment all by myself, with just the bare minimum of belongings. I couldn't live that way, of course, I like shopping too much and I'm a lazy, lazy housekeeper*, but I fantasize about it, nonetheless.

*I love when the house is clean - I still have dim memories of that day - but I hate cleaning.